I am so glad that I had a girl so I could put her in silly hats. These aren't even the half of them either. Hopefully she will forgive me someday.
So the other morning she woke up with gunk in her eye and it was all red, I of course was in a panic thinking she had pink eye and immediately rushed her to the doctor who told me that she probably just had a piece of fuzz in her eye and assured me that it wasn't pink eye. Wasn't pink eye!???, you mean those tears I cried at the site of my daughter with a red eye and the horrible guilty feelings I had were for a piece of fuzz? Jeramy of course thought the sight of his wife in an utter panic was hillarious. But seriously what am I going to do when she really gets sick or skins her knees or bonks her head. Surely my little girl won't get hurt right, because obviously her mommy can't handle it. I better start baby proofing now!